Saukra,they who love herCh1

AN: at some point the way its set like from past tense will change to present tense so please bear with me.
this is sorta AU cuz they have cars and IPODS but still have.......uh....(im sorry if I spell it wrong) Justus(?)
and missions so it may get confusing at points like when I change to present tense but when I do I will let you know I wrote this a while ago so yea. please leave comments and flames. my house is cold^^ oh yeah Sasuke is here and if anyone doesn't like uh......right! Kibaino, Gaasaku, Naruhina, Shikatema, and Nejiten, and at some point (hopefully) SasoDei, Kakuhida,(very, very, very light)Kisaita, and Kakairu. I like yaoi bite me. um what else is there oh yea that! I. REALLY. HATE. SASUSAKU. GOT IT? so yea its gonna be Gaasaku
now read the damn story and please leave comments. one more thing if you like Saiino or Sai in general well I hate him so yeaaa well you've been warned. and about the grammar/capitals if you harp me about that I will hunt you down  I don't do good with capitals. Oh and anything writing in these []those are ANs OK.
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It's been four years since Sasuke left and Naruto, Sakura, and Sai found and brought him back to the village.
Life has gone on as meant to. Sakura and Naruto have been watching Sasuke to make sure he will never leave again but he is getting better. Today Sakura is having coffee with Sasuke who is telling her about a girl he meet.
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"You would love her. She is funny and smart." Sasuke was telling Sakura. "She must be. and very pretty to have caught your eye." she said. "Well yeah but shes not you." "W-w-what did you say?" "Um....will you go out with me please Sakura?" "um.....uh.....you know what I gotta go see master so later." Sakura said as she fled. Sasuke just stared after her. "you will be mine." he said to himself.

"Oh my god! Oh my god! What the hell am I going to do?" Sakura said as she was pacing in front of her and her neighbors house. In the midst of her (no other word for it)freak-out session, she vaguely heard a door open and close. But she didn't care until someone interrupted her pacing with an, " Oh hello again Sakura. What have you been up to since I last saw you?" One of her best friends, Gaara said. "...........Gaara!?!?! Your back! Oh my god!!" She said as she basically jumped him to give him a big enough hug to suffocate him. "Whoa now Sakura t know its been two years and all but I can't breathe." Gaara said as [READ THIS!!! OK IM CHANGING THE POV KK? GOOD AND IN THIS PARAGRAPH WHEN YOU SEE THIS* IT MEANS I'VE CHANGED IT TO PRESENT TENSE OK AGAIN GOOD.] he treid to make me let go. "Oops sorry." I said as I dropped him. "Any way what are you doing back here?" I asked as I laugh in excitement and the weird thing is I don't know why I feel like when I see him its like seeing the sun for the first time in two years. "Well I am here for revenge."* [OH LOOK IT'S THE SYMBOL FOR CHANGED TO PRESENT TENSE!!] He says in a voice filled with so much of the same hate and murderous intent that had filled Sasuke just before he left, so much that it scared me. "W-w-what did you say?" I mange to stutter out. Gaara looks at me with worry in his eyes and says, "Shit I forgot about Sasuke and don't worry I'm not gonna do that to you. No I'm here for blood, particularly Shikamaru's." He says with obvious despite on the name. "What did -'or more importantly where' I think to myself- has he done to Temari this time." I sigh. At that point Gaara growled to himself and told me to look at Temari who had come out of their house. "What? I don't see any thing wro-" I say before I'm cut off by Temari hugging me and shrieking as well as jumping all at once. "This is what's wrong. She won't stop laughing and shrieking but worst of all is she keeps talking to that no good piece of sh-" he says before he too is cut off by a glare from his sister. " Shut up and let me tell her." She says to him. "Well he is and for that he must die." Gaara says as he turns to sit down on the curb. "Whatever and because were family, cover your ears." "Way ahead of ya." I just watch them bicker with a slight amount of amusement. "Tell me already what your so happy about." I say a little impatent already. Temari turns to me as Gaara covers his ears. " I'm pregnant!!!!!" She shrieks at me. "Oh my god no way!!!" I shriek back. "Yes and its Shikamaru's!!!!!" "Well I kinda figured that!!" as we start shrieking and hugging and jumping around[you know the way real girly girls do when something really awesome happens]. A good 10 minutes later we flop down beside Gaara. " So you're an uncle uh Gaara?" I say breathlessly as I throw my arm around his shoulders. " Just shut up please" He says. "Oh well you know that we know your excited to be called Uncle Gaara." Temari says to him. "Yes I am excited but because it's the brothers privilege to beat the shit outta the boyfriend which I very much intend to do." "........Oh......my........god no you WILL not lay a hand on my Shika!!!!" Temari screams at him as she whacks him up side the head really hard. "Ahh! Crap!! I was sooo kidding -under his breath 'not'-. Stop seriously!!! Come on Sakura lets get out of here before she kills me!" Gaara yells as he grabs my hand and pulls me to safety because well I was getting hit too. All of a sudden the phone inside their house went off. "Oh its Shika baby! I'll get you for this later Gaara I promise!!" Temari yells as  she races back inside. "Come on before she finds a baseball bat." Gaara says as I laugh at him. We hop in my car and drive off.
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Wow finally finished typing THE FIRST CHAPTER  uh if  anyone wants to like help me out with like ideas for something they can I encourage it really. Uh I got up to two and a quarter chappies writ on paper but the second chapter on 8x11 paper not writing on the back is about roughly 6 pages….. I'm screwed.